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Toxictears

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1375
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Toxictears : outgoing..like to party..addicted to tatts..

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Visits<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 9:59pm<b>tjg8885</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:42am<b>dno79</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 12:18pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 9:02pm<b>luvkink</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 2:50am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 12:18am<b>pred8885</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:55am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:41pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:53pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 3:12pm<b>silentj46290</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 7:26am<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:23am<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 11:51pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 2:25pm<b>MissCobra</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:01am<b>samrompain</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 5:46pm<b>Theokholes</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:40pm

Fucked!<b>dno79</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 6:19pm<b>luvkink</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:51am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:52am<b>airassault</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:50pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:19pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:24am

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Toxictears's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

by ohai95 / 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

by Alisha / 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 10:49am / United States / Love

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

by Nightmares / 08/07/2012 at 9:19am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

by TheCerealKiller / 08/07/2012 at 5:19am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

by Embarrassed / 08/07/2012 at 3:48am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

by Marcowalker95 / 08/07/2012 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

by Joe Lizen / 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

by :$ / 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML

by for fucks sake gramps / 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States (Hawaii) / Money

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

by shastadoe / 08/06/2012 at 2:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

by mississippi123 / 08/06/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

by milf / 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Health