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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1477
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I hered a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talkd about the grocery store that he works at, an that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, an drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

#4475773
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57477) - you deserved it (3602)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:09pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today I discovered tat I ave developed an allergy to salt water on ma face. Now every time I sweat or cry I come up in a brigt red ras. I am allergic to ma own bodily fluids. FML

#4226851
85 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a date with a grl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm ere for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy.

#3877886
201 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a grl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm ere for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy.

#3877886
201 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, After A Mont Of Planning, I Startd To Tease Ma Boyfriend Of 3 Years About Te Wonderful Anniversary Plans I Ad Made Fir Us . It Was A Secret, So I Let Im Try And Guess . He Said "As Long As Its Not A Spa Day . Tat Would Suck I Would Never Go." It's A Spa Day . Tat I've Already Paid For . FML

#2997595
225 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by Lvdkinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
196 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

2day I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two yeres has been sending me through the mail 4 the last week. Turns out... it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yastarday I askd a girl out and mada plans to go saa a movia. About 5 minuta in, I mada a mova to puttd arm around har and smashd har in tha faca. FML

#2733266
109 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my two-and-a-alf year anniversary wit my grlfriend, a small but noble occasion. Se surprisd me wit an invention of ers, a plate of triple-cocolate looool double-mint cookies toppd wit Andes mints. I surprisd er by crasing er new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

#2724554
155 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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