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Toweedo
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 197
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Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (3535)

On 09/12/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Lukev7 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167974) - you deserved it (51062)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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