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About TourettesGuyFTW : Still feeling like a sir, though I recently hung up my board markers and red pen. Still prefer 90s video games than modern day 'realistic' crud. Still a nice guy. Still insane.....come try a bowl of insanity juice, I'll provide the fork. What say thee? I like the outdoors, climbing trees, burning things, chocolate, sweet popcorn.

Salam! (peace)...

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