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Totodile

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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Totodile : This website makes me feel kind of blue.
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Totodile's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:22pm<b>0___0</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 1:58am<b>saranottelling</b> - the 07/08/2010 at 8:50pm<b>Miss_lunatic</b> - the 05/31/2010 at 9:20am<b>nerdsgetmehot</b> - the 05/29/2010 at 2:29pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 05/24/2010 at 6:05am

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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Totodile's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

by Syrinth / 07/21/2010 at 12:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

by Goody2shoes / 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm / India (Maharashtra) / Health

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

by Username / 01/27/2010 at 3:35am / Transportation

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

by Username / 01/27/2010 at 3:35am / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

by Safe / 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love