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Totodile
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Totodile : This website makes me feel kind of blue.
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Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10811) - you deserved it (18632)

On 07/21/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Syrinth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12599) - you deserved it (29308)

On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28518) - you deserved it (6410)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)



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