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TotalAnarchy320

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TotalAnarchy320

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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

#20728960
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62794) - you deserved it (6467)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24696) - you deserved it (2400)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38981) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

#1558068
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64415) - you deserved it (4715)

On 05/02/2009 at 1:05pm - health - by sicktomystomach (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

#304824
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78637) - you deserved it (7444)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking my friends dog around the neighborhood, as I was walking I noticed a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was ok but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

#298417
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67518) - you deserved it (21852)

On 03/13/2009 at 2:19am - animals - by the_dog_sitter (man) - United States (California)



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