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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1478
  • Number of comments : 558
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Torva : Well, I'm 16 years old, And I live In Minnesota. My name is Austin, and I enjoy reading these FML's, and helping Moderate them. :) I really appreciate grammar, but hate grammar Nazi's. I hope to become the next FML legend, let's see how this goes ;)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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