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Tori1991
  • Town/Country : ontario, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tori1991 : Im Tori.. I love being Canadian. I have two dogs and a cat. They mean more to me then anything else.. Im a cook and i love my job! Message me if you want.

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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18370) - you deserved it (48195)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)



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