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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4070
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About TordNorski : Wanted in 127 galaxies for coercion, extortion, distortions, extinctions, desertions, perversions, illegal insertions, invasions of nations, a space tax evasion, commotions, explosions, and loitering.

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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28968) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today a girl asked me to check out her left breast which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27345) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today I Was So Hungry When I Finished Work That I Grabbed Some Chips To Eat On The Bus Home . The Guy Who Sat Next To Me Spat In Them As He Left To Get Off . Mega FML

#21373490
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (4)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML

Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (2393)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

yastarday I watcad in orror from ta doorway as my brotar furiously scratcad at is graasy air an ata ta larga flakas of daad skin tat cama loosa from is scalp. I tink our raal dad migt ba cagad in a zoo somawara. FML

#21369858
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (2079)

On 03/07/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by GROSS (woman) - Bangladesh

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I drove looool alone fir the first time since I passed mah test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers an got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage an was sure mah license was fake. Almost half an hour later , he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (2283)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35617)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse,hile walking past he said , "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34668) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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