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About TordNorski : Wanted in 127 galaxies for coercion, extortion, distortions, extinctions, desertions, perversions, illegal insertions, invasions of nations, a space tax evasion, commotions, explosions, and loitering.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, when I droppd my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I askd his name. My daughter explaind: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See u later, mom!" FML
Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML
Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML
yastarday I watcad in orror from ta doorway as my brotar furiously scratcad at is graasy air an ata ta larga flakas of daad skin tat cama loosa from is scalp. I tink our raal dad migt ba cagad in a zoo somawara. FML
YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML
Today , I drove looool alone fir the first time since I passed mah test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers an got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage an was sure mah license was fake. Almost half an hour later , he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Friday 27 March 2015