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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 635
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About Tomcuro : Travel, coffee, languages and Alcohol Afficionado. I speak Chinese and Spanish and I'm in Beijing until September studying language and grammar. Currently a student at the University of Chester, send me a message!

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Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML


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