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TomPusslicker

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TomPusslicker

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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1819
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
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I agree, your life sucks (729417) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
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I agree, your life sucks (618213) - you deserved it (38216)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62515) - you deserved it (646374)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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