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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 250
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TodayWeFly : I'm Isaac. There really isn't much you need to learn about me, as you and I will probably never meet. Just know that I am very calm, which goes to show that I enjoy people and things that have a calm, laid-back nature about them as well.

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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML


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