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TitaniumSilver
  • Town/Country : Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TitaniumSilver : hmm... my name is abood, I'm lebanese, and im about 6'0 tall. :P

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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38013) - you deserved it (7384)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17540) - you deserved it (62201)

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