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by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by bad karma / 11/21/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Health
by nightowl506 / 11/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Stinky / 11/20/2011 at 5:23am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
by John / 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous
by Aleial / 11/19/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML
by Etyl / 11/18/2011 at 5:49am / Indonesia (Jawa Tengah) / Transportation
by xattackattackx / 11/18/2011 at 4:01am / United States (Hawaii) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…