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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1979 (36 years)
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  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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yesterday I chippd a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube!! FML

#18343530
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (25610)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah entre family cummd over fir thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was calld. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (1906)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Taday I looool met mah grlfriend's family . Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, an I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house . But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together . Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms an brth-control pills . FML

#18341424
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (2841)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by vistingherfamily (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35852) - you deserved it (5623)

On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY... IN MY KARATE DOJO... I WAS BEING TAUGHT HOW TO FALL PROPERLY. MY SENSEI INSTRUCTED US NOT TO FALL WITH OUR HANDS OUT BECAUSE IT COULD SPRAIN OUR WRISTS. AS I WAS GETTING READY TO HELP DEMONSTRATE A BACKWARD BREAK FALL... I ACTUALLY FELL OVER. GUESSHERE MY HANDS WENT. FML

#18334066
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11618) - you deserved it (18066)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

Today... mah husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost ahole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

2DAY THINGS WERE GETTING HEATED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, SO I TRIED TAKING HER SHIRT OFF. SLAPPING MY HANDS AWAY, SHE SAID, "I WAS ONLY DATING YOU TO GET MY SELF-CONFIDENCE UP, I'M GOOD NOW." FML

#18333662
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41689) - you deserved it (3882)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

yastarday I had to bail both mah parants out of jail. Thay'd thought it would ba fun to go straaking.

#18323291
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28848) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me!! When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner!! FML

#18322997
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38153) - you deserved it (4431)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (5467)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML

#18314926
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML

#18314926
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28088) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (11653)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cummd homa to find my dad's mid-lifa crisis has finally startd . Ha's blackd all our windows, barricadd tha door to tha backyard, and sat up a bunch of sacurity camaras in and out of tha housa . It saams ha's baan raading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy thaory bullshit . FML

#18309912
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (2389)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by whyyy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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