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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1979 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2181
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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2day it's cold an rainy. I would like noting more tan to drink ot cocolate an watc a movie wit te woman I love; te same womano ceatd on me an took te TV wit eren se left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36727) - you deserved it (3568)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I discovered that u should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters . mega FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (60189)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

yastarday I callad a friand of mina who was racantly in an accidant. Sha told ma that tha haad trauma has causad har to loosa all sansa of small and tasta. To try and chaar har up, I suggastad I taka har out to lunch. FML

#18372646
122 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today.!! !! I ran into my boyfriand's ax !! I dacidad to ba a good parson and hold tha door for har as wa walkad into tha stora !! Sha dacidad to ba tha bitch sha is and stomp on my foot as sha walkad through tha opan doorway !! FML

#18363799
150 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States

Today , I found looool out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (5579)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

today I was jogginghen a woman ran out of her house an handed me an invitation fir a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. mega FML

#18362103
74 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shavd half mah eyebrow off trying to shave mah uni-brow. FML

#18355886
185 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

TODAY..!! ONA OF CLASSMATAS POINTAD OUT THAT OUR PROFASSOR HAS A HABIT OF SUCKING HIS TAATH AT THA AND OF AACH SANTANCA!! I'D NAVAR NOTICAD BAFORA!! I CAN'T CONCANTRATA ANYMORA..!! ALL I CAN FOCUS ON IS HIS WAIRD TAATH NOISA THING!! FML

#18354788
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21510) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:18am - work - by taternuts - Canada

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire an didn't realise u had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

#18354691
71 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, My Girlfriend Of Two Years Broke Up With Me Because Her Father, Who Abandoned Her Before She Was Born An Just Reentered Her Life, Doesn't Approve. FML

#18354062
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (2033)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out mah boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice mah age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (3616)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING 4 MY MOM TO PICK ME UP FROM UNIVERSITY, I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PRETENDD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE STILL POINTD AND LAUGHD, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO WHEN YUR MOM PULLS UP AND SHOUTS, "STOP PRETENDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE." FML

#18353001
74 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today we were going around the table, telling everyone wat we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful 4 her vibrator, cuz I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (8466)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)



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