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TipOfTheHat
  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1979 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 1154
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (8100)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25505) - you deserved it (1820)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24752) - you deserved it (2293)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
323 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39274) - you deserved it (8141)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444
202 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

#18011965
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (2500)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
171 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
117 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)



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