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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1038
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TinyAsianMan : I'm a not so stereotypical Asian person, or actually I might be.

Things I like:
•Asian food
•Unique things

Things I dislike
•People who whine about life being unfair
•Overly obsessed fangirls
•Ap cal

I'm pretty laid back though and I try not to be a grammar nazi. Hit me up if you want to talk or something

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TinyAsianMan's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73375) - you deserved it (4287)

On 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hamandegger (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22835) - you deserved it (2381)

On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML


Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML


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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (100685)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (4523)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31508) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/22/2010 at 5:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML


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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (60670) - you deserved it (12191)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77231) - you deserved it (6193)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56274) - you deserved it (33112)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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