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TimysterGates
  • Town/Country : Steenwijk, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TimysterGates : 17 years old.
almost done with 6 Gymnasium (highest educational level in highschool in the Netherlands) Plays guitar (BC RICH WARLOCK

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (564384) - you deserved it (35960)

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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