Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TimysterGates

Offline (the 06/08/2015 at 1:10pm) | Search for a member

TimysterGates

0Fucked!

TimysterGates
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TimysterGates : 20
Dutch
Guitar
Rock
Cultural Anthropology
University of Utrecht

Sums it up i guess

TimysterGates's page activity

Visits<b>stryggzy</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:36am<b>crocks97</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 3:47pm<b>halle_shepherd_</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Quendolin</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:18am<b>neneluvsyooh</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:55pm<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 12:07pm<b>watermelon1</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:14am<b>7liv7</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:13am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:47pm<b>darlin1999</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:41pm<b>grassip11</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:36pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:20pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:54am<b>moldypickles</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:25pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 12:40pm<b>Kiernan151</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 9:45am

TimysterGates's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of TimysterGates's badges

TimysterGates's favorite FMLs

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
722 comments

I agree, your life sucks (765084) - you deserved it (62785)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: