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TimysterGates

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TimysterGates

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  • Number of visits : 502
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About TimysterGates : 20
Dutch
Guitar
Rock
Cultural Anthropology
University of Utrecht

Sums it up i guess

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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