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TimysterGates
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 616
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TimysterGates : 20
Dutch
Guitar
Rock
Cultural Anthropology
University of Utrecht

Sums it up i guess

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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