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TimysterGates
  • Town/Country : Steenwijk, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 60
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About TimysterGates : 17 years old.
almost done with 6 Gymnasium (highest educational level in highschool in the Netherlands) Plays guitar (BC RICH WARLOCK

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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