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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Timmy_Boy's favorite FMLs

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50530) - you deserved it (3727)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42202) - you deserved it (8335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (58971)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16513) - you deserved it (27900)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

#16324475
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38344) - you deserved it (3119)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:55am - work - by birthdayfail -

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26643) - you deserved it (14195)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13149) - you deserved it (63952)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (62930)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43734) - you deserved it (3922)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116318) - you deserved it (16461)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41175) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13417) - you deserved it (48316)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59234) - you deserved it (4674)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11835) - you deserved it (32329)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11835) - you deserved it (32329)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States



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