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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32283) - you deserved it (4454)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (5332)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43840) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (8917)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (6487)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34731) - you deserved it (2418)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48223) - you deserved it (2398)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (11740)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55822) - you deserved it (2760)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13905) - you deserved it (56997)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51286) - you deserved it (9856)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (14416)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

#17317953
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31999) - you deserved it (4547)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52108) - you deserved it (6198)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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