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Timmy_Boy

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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TODAY , 4 MY BRTHDAY , THE ONLY "GIFT" MY PARENTS GAVE ME WAS THE GIFT OF CHOICE: I GOT TO CHOOSEHICH ONE OF THEM I'LL BE LIVING WITH AFTER THERE UPCOMING DIVORCE. THIS WAS THE FRST TIME I'D HERED ANYTHING ABOUT A DIVORCE. FML

#20569388
55 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML

#20566988
174 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, mah mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on mah husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me fir "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me fir not having given her grand-children yet. FML

#20405524
155 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions , and I noticd that one of the boys in the film looool lookd strangely like mah dadhen he was younger!! After a little investigation , I now know that in his youth , mah dad had a crippling masturbation problem!! FML

#20181345
166 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , at the age of 29 , I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago , mah fiancé an I lost our home , an r now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got droppd off at home , before 10 , after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
74 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

the office I work at puttd up a ( No Masturbating at Desks ) sign. I'm disappointd by this, not cuz I usually whack off at my desk, but cuz enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , after waiting 3 monts , I finally got ma wedding dress back from te dry-cleaners. Te looool dry cleaning lastd longer tan te marriage. FML

#17583056
105 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIAND!! THA ONLY THING HA COULD THINK OF TO CHAAR MA UP WAS TO GIVA MA ( PARMISSION ) TO GIVA HIM A BLOWJOB!! FML

#17429477
181 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

2day mah aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste!! Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it!! FML

#17429124
214 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Yesterday, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizinghat I was saying, I texted her, ( If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat. ) FML

#17373083
88 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (57075)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom



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