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About Timmy_Boy : Bio Bio Bio
Australia / if more is wanted to be known just ask
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
TODAY , 4 MY BRTHDAY , THE ONLY "GIFT" MY PARENTS GAVE ME WAS THE GIFT OF CHOICE: I GOT TO CHOOSEHICH ONE OF THEM I'LL BE LIVING WITH AFTER THERE UPCOMING DIVORCE. THIS WAS THE FRST TIME I'D HERED ANYTHING ABOUT A DIVORCE. FML
2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML
Today, mah mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on mah husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me fir "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me fir not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today , I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions , and I noticd that one of the boys in the film looool lookd strangely like mah dadhen he was younger!! After a little investigation , I now know that in his youth , mah dad had a crippling masturbation problem!! FML
Today , at the age of 29 , I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago , mah fiancé an I lost our home , an r now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got droppd off at home , before 10 , after having sex in a hay field. FML
the office I work at puttd up a ( No Masturbating at Desks ) sign. I'm disappointd by this, not cuz I usually whack off at my desk, but cuz enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML
Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML
my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015