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  • Number of visits : 5071
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Timmy_Boy's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

#13587554
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30093) - you deserved it (6006)

On 10/25/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (2951)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

#13580175
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (22258)

On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

#13576310
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (3981)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by Moeswifey - United States

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (42574)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

#13567448
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33278) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51545) - you deserved it (3992)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

#13544893
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45293) - you deserved it (2481)

On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML

#13525218
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (3069)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42319) - you deserved it (3310)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75432) - you deserved it (3331)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

#13498191
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (3028)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

#13496892
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8595) - you deserved it (30084)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:44am - work - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33275) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (4733)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)



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