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  • Number of visits : 7146
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Timmy_Boy's favorite FMLs

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51325) - you deserved it (9804)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

#13729352
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36678) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML

#13701806
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18740) - you deserved it (23664)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19064) - you deserved it (24583)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (27829)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45525) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

#13645035
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (7672)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29898) - you deserved it (5363)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

#13638786
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40357) - you deserved it (2371)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (11681)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (3204)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (2506)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, it is my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML

#13589791
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (2807)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:08pm - animals - by sambo99 - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41253) - you deserved it (4025)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

#13587554
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (6019)

On 10/25/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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