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2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today my car was impoundd cuz I never registerd it in California after moving here . In order to get it back, I ned to register it . In order to register it, I ned to pass a CA smog check . In order to pass the smog check, I ned my car . FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

2day Mah Husband An I Were Having Sex In The Shower While Our 5-year Old Was Sleeping. Apparently , She Wasn't Sleeping An She Askd Me What Those Loud Noises Were. I Told Her I Was Singing. Now I Can't Get Her To Stop "singing" In The Shower. FML

#3058885
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On 06/20/2009 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yastarday, I Found Out Tha Idantity Of Tha Parvart Who's Baan Staring At Ma Through Badroom Window In Tha Lata Hours Of Tha Night. My Parants And I Dacidad To Sat Out A Trap 4 'him' Instaad Of Raporting To Our Local Cop. Turns Out, Wa Caught 37 Yaar-old Naighbor In Tha Act. Ha's Tha Cop. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , mah left-handed boss needed PC help . I said "right-click fir the menu." She said nothing happened . Three times we went through this . Eventually I went over , asking her to show me what she did . She was using her right hand on the left mouse button . She earns £10,000 more than me . FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 2:52am - intimacy - by nevergoingonabusagain (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex looool with a new guy!! After we were done, he noticed mah lighter on mah nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame!! After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified!! FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, an a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. mega FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 8:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

I WAS GETTING READY FIR BED,HEN I DECIDED TO WATCH SOME PORNO ON THE COMPUTER. SUDDENLY SOMEONE FROM MAH MESSENGER LIST SAYS, "YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF THE 'WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO' OPTION IF YOUR WATCHING PORN." I SNAPPED AND EXITED THE PORN. 63 PEOPLE SAW. FML

#1292881
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On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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