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Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)
Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 3:58am - love - by Dumped (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 12:17pm - love - by syco (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 9:18pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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