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Today , after having just cleaned my office at work , I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke , which then exploded all over my desk , keyboard , and everything else in its path. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

Today, 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over fir dinner, good food, wine an lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues.

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On 05/23/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Badaboom (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
345 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today , I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to putted my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to putted it on. The cop then gave me a ticket 4 "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
79 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I Have A New Boss. She Claims To Be A Professional Angry Birds Player. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I Watched A YouTube Video At Work Because I Was Bored. I Forgot I Was On A Conference Call And My Computer's Desktop Was Shared With 15 Other People. No One Said Anything Till It Ended. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I Had To Console My Drunk Dad Over His Girlfriend Breaking Up With Him. When He Said, "You Knowhy We Broke Up Don't You?" I Replied, "Yeah, You Were Fighting A Lot, Right?" Wrong. I Then Had To Explain To Him That His Erectile Dysfunction Wasn't Something To Be Embarrassed About. FML

#15879930
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On 04/21/2011 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

­Today , My Dog Decidd To Fly Through The Front Door Like Superman!! All 180lb Of Her Promptly Slammd Sideway Into The Wall , Putting A Dog-sizd Hole In The Plaster!! FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML

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235 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
25 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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