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Today, 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over fir dinner, good food, wine an lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues.
Today , I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to putted my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to putted it on. The cop then gave me a ticket 4 "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML
Today, I Had To Console My Drunk Dad Over His Girlfriend Breaking Up With Him. When He Said, "You Knowhy We Broke Up Don't You?" I Replied, "Yeah, You Were Fighting A Lot, Right?" Wrong. I Then Had To Explain To Him That His Erectile Dysfunction Wasn't Something To Be Embarrassed About. FML
Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015