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Tikal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 April 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16093
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tikal : I'm a guy who likes to do fun things, listen to good music and eat tasty food.
Drop me a line or two, it's always fun to meet new people.

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Tikal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (83352)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51769) - you deserved it (18267)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66874) - you deserved it (11259)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

#669476
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55620) - you deserved it (7273)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147555) - you deserved it (27327)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53223) - you deserved it (6903)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong



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