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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 April 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15925
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tikal : I'm a guy who likes to do fun things, listen to good music and eat tasty food.
Drop me a line or two, it's always fun to meet new people.

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2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML

#1026397
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (81650)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

I was looool walking troug te park eating fries. Tere was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. Tey didn't seem too interested, so I trew some fries down as I walked by to try and elp er out. About 2 minute later, I eard screaming. A uge group of pigeon were attacking te old woman. FML

#966989
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51641) - you deserved it (18218)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66688) - you deserved it (11225)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage , an ran into room. My boyfriend , thinking it was a mouse , stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from carpet , an explaining to a kindergarten classhat happened to there pet. FML

#669476
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53663) - you deserved it (7072)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145915) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, WHILST PARENT AND I WERE OUT, OLDER BROTHER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PLAY PORN ON COMPUTER . AT FULL VOLUME . WITH WINDOW WIDE OPEN . NOW NEXT-DOOR NIEGHBOR TELL THIER KIDS I'M A SPAWN OF SATAN, AND THE WERD GUY FROM ACROS THE STREET WINKS AT ME . FML

#641571
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53063) - you deserved it (6893)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong



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