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Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13767) - you deserved it (64132)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20745) - you deserved it (38048)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55799) - you deserved it (4455)

On 08/10/2009 at 5:20am - love - by Rejected (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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