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Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
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I agree, your life sucks (10733) - you deserved it (48656)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17712) - you deserved it (29405)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40108) - you deserved it (123097)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#4423387
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On 08/10/2009 at 5:20am - love - by Rejected (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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