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  • Number of visits : 2402
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (56227)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (56227)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9137) - you deserved it (35632)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
184 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
141 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
156 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

#7538814
57 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
205 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

#7239167
132 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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