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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1852
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8611) - you deserved it (34336)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9371) - you deserved it (22170)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (2240)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9830) - you deserved it (37896)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (2870)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (3626)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (3824)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

#7538814
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19171) - you deserved it (5794)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (6987)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (5304)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (5304)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

#7239167
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (6800)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

#6881233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8159) - you deserved it (30181)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12158) - you deserved it (32355)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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