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  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42410) - you deserved it (9340)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (8860)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13192) - you deserved it (31245)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49282) - you deserved it (40991)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16448) - you deserved it (31089)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32879) - you deserved it (6720)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32879) - you deserved it (6720)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36911) - you deserved it (8165)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#14726296
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25807) - you deserved it (2414)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

#14601151
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (4053)

On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33094) - you deserved it (7002)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34111) - you deserved it (4401)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

#13968258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (6113)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

#13876675
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40076) - you deserved it (12306)

On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22258) - you deserved it (2944)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)



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