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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anon - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)
Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)
Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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