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  • Number of visits : 2716
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Yesterday, professor spent the entre class showing us how to make paper arplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year 4 college. mega FML

#16694392
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (5794)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (4754)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML

#16125377
164 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

yesterday I found out my cat looool is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
86 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Yesterday, mah sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under mah care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24393) - you deserved it (9437)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

today my cab driver told me about te time e tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge...ile we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39966) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , I finally decided to tell mah parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
128 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I finally decided to tell mah parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49238) - you deserved it (21516)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons an Family Guy cuz apparently... they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42576) - you deserved it (9593)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Yesterday, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home!! I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend 4 comfort and to help inspect the damage!! After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only u fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (8966)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)



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