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Tiger171
  • Town/Country : New York City, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (2441)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (2944)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17653) - you deserved it (7203)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (2453)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50487) - you deserved it (4745)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (17107)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (17107)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37959) - you deserved it (8699)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28158) - you deserved it (7100)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43427) - you deserved it (5138)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10840) - you deserved it (26949)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (37519)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13449) - you deserved it (23470)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (6161)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)



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