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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3465
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Tiger171's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

#19632060
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (5410)

On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
592 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15572) - you deserved it (59109) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28316) - you deserved it (3592)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (3086)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33241) - you deserved it (6270)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31575) - you deserved it (9013)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51821) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (2792)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14770) - you deserved it (44981)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42402) - you deserved it (3473)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36454) - you deserved it (2506)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67344) - you deserved it (4983)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30643) - you deserved it (5425)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30643) - you deserved it (5425)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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