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Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that my three-year-old daughter has mastered the art of pickpocketing. While I was driving to work this morning, my car broke down. I reached in my pocket to call AAA on my cell, only to find her squirt gun in its place. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by caitlinz5 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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