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  • Number of visits : 2714
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

#21167190
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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
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On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, mah boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
94 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today after leaving my workplace I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them I was faced with the sight of my boss an a coworker getting it on against my desk. big fat FML

#21087500
108 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, some kids used firecrackers to blow up mah mailbox!! This is the third time this week!! real FML

#20961862
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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

#20887597
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On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into mah flat, after I lockd myself out an went to mah neighbour 4 help. He usd a blunt pencil. mega looool FML

YESTERDAY, MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE GOT IN A CAR CRASH. SHE TEXTED, "I FORGOT WICH WAY WUS LEFT LOL" AND THEN QUICKLY ADDED "YOLO RIGHT? LOL". FML

#20814697
216 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today mah grlfriend and I attempted some bondage 4 the frst time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being putted on I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; mah grlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
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Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
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On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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