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About Tiger171 : I love music, and I love to hang out. FML's a fun way to pass time :)

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Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

#21283193
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On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML

#21283103
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On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
310 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
240 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML

#21236595
138 comments

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On 08/13/2014 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

#21234785
71 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

#21234388
94 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
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On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

#21167190
168 comments

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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
96 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
290 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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84 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)



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