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Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24241) - you deserved it (1796)

On 12/05/2009 at 12:15am - animals - by Worsttreeever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27608) - you deserved it (3909)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

#6287730 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (22841) - you deserved it (1683)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

#5850117 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (3661)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5641) - you deserved it (19245)

On 10/16/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Phazzer (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (230365) - you deserved it (15777)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)



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