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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TiffyterroriZe : I'm 20 years old • I have an amazing bf, o8.29.o8 •I love to cook, I want to become a chef. I love rock music and watching movies. Family Guy is awesome. Msg me if you want to talk (:

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Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

#20116072
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23197) - you deserved it (4264)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

#20007431
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (5723)

On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

#19626087
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (2356)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

#19490295
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25508) - you deserved it (8857)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85147) - you deserved it (13062)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38947) - you deserved it (5613)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130565) - you deserved it (7326)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33388) - you deserved it (45058)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107483) - you deserved it (6438) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

#13823164
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22957) - you deserved it (18352)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

#13127028
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (3520)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML

#6459212
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (7509)

On 11/26/2009 at 5:18am - love - by amy1023 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15238) - you deserved it (8950)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121715) - you deserved it (6305)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82229) - you deserved it (218494)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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