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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3442
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ThriceWritten : I'm a writer and a college student. Just here for fun. Nothing special.

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Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44750) - you deserved it (6258)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (11907)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML


Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (5837)

On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (3207)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52558) - you deserved it (2833)

On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81565) - you deserved it (9542)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (13373)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32807) - you deserved it (2523)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (4185)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38465) - you deserved it (3666)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13594) - you deserved it (167282)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31334) - you deserved it (2985) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34138) - you deserved it (3919)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

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