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Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
by me / 06/08/2012 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
by Rohirus / 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden / Miscellaneous
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Girl-of-very-little-brain / 12/29/2011 at 7:01am / Canada / Health
by Yo mom / 12/27/2011 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by godhatesme / 12/10/2011 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love
by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
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