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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML


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