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Thorvald22
  • Town/Country : straight up, outta texas
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Thorvald22 : Hi, im Thorvald. I recently stepped down as executive chef of my restaurant and took a sous chef position elsewhere, better hours better pay :)
If im not working, im digging in my garden or driving around, smoking blunts and listening to very very loud music. It soothes the soul, you should try it sometime.
If you're going to listen to music in my car you'll wind up with either southern rap or djent style metal. I spend my cash and time on grass and wine.... and tattoos.
If you got this far then i guess its ok to tell you my kik is the same name as this profile

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