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Thorow
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 November 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Thorow : You get what you see, I'm rather opinionated, stubborn and if you irritate me, rude. If you can deal with all that, you and I may just get along.

Oh, and I love tea.

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Thorow's favorite FMLs

Today, while working, I was flirting with this cute girl I was ringing up. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said "No." I didn't know I could punch in her card with just the number. FML

#5929779 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (7205) - you deserved it (21626)

On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

#5680607 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (10378) - you deserved it (44301)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML

#5359755 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (1718)

On 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by elmalo68 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418 (380)

I agree, your life sucks (15358) - you deserved it (68097)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

#5289656 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (59428)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

#5185594 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (31226) - you deserved it (4093)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (39220) - you deserved it (1376)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (109494) - you deserved it (8692)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)