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by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm / United States / Intimacy
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML
by Mommy / 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
by muddygal / 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
by Live02Dance / 06/25/2011 at 8:58am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML
by Elliott_B / 06/24/2011 at 11:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
by Monroe / 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids
by alo1434 / 06/23/2011 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Money
by my ears are dying / 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Tequila / 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…