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  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ThorneCrossed : I love Bethesda. Fallout and Elder Scroll. Skyrim is the most legit game ever. Music-Woodkid, most choral music, Metallica, Avett Brothers, Foo Fighters, Lana Del Ray, BFMV, Atreyu, Eminem, Chevelle, etc.

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Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45388) - you deserved it (17103)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51907) - you deserved it (6184)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40792) - you deserved it (2780)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

#17228318
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (13977)

On 07/23/2011 at 10:18am - kids - by lauramarie (woman) - Canada

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62168) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62168) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37060) - you deserved it (10681)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33586) - you deserved it (7089)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31008) - you deserved it (2924)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (2400)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32522) - you deserved it (2400)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38654) - you deserved it (7188)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54558) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20262) - you deserved it (52259)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24722) - you deserved it (3284)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)



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