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ThorneCrossed
  • Town/Country : J town, USA! USA! USA!
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  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ThorneCrossed : I love Bethesda. Fallout and elder scrolls. Skyrim will be the most legit game ever. Music-Hollywood Undead, BFMV, Atreyu, Eminem, Chevelle, etc. Nude pics? Why not!!!! I have xbox live, so friend me if you want. My gamertag is ThorneCrossed

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46826) - you deserved it (7159)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (39251)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19471) - you deserved it (2382)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (4782)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (2304)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
275 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
225 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
206 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (3691)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
167 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20613) - you deserved it (5217)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

#16820991
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20975) - you deserved it (2801)

On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States



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