About ThorneCrossed : I love Bethesda. Fallout and Elder Scroll. Skyrim is the most legit game ever. Music-Woodkid, most choral music, Metallica, Avett Brothers, Foo Fighters, Lana Del Ray, BFMV, Atreyu, Eminem, Chevelle, etc.
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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by 14YearOld / 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
by tireedddddd / 11/25/2011 at 11:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML
by deviable / 11/09/2011 at 12:32pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by hurtsmyears / 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by shamed / 11/05/2011 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
by Noname / 10/29/2011 at 7:02am / United States / Animals
by The fat and the ugly / 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
by wtf / 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm / United Kingdom (York) / Miscellaneous
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
by cristina_laila / 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…