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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ThepurpleCow : Your life may suck. Oh wait. This is about me! Sorry about that. Love interests include, cake, the gym, pizza, portal 2, and ICE CREAM, also beer but that's irrelevant. And yes. That is a Uzi in the picture.

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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (40018)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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