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ThepurpleCow
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ThepurpleCow : I love my wife Brigid.
I speak Russian Japanese and Finnish

And I am a monstrosity of a nerd. I have a degree in Neurology and in Computer Sciences. And this is me talking to you from 8 Monitors.

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Inception

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ThepurpleCow's favorite FMLs

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2014 at 10:08am / United States / Transportation

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

by MLeguillon / 09/01/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work