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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ThepurpleCow : I love my wife Brigid.
I speak Russian Japanese and Finnish

And I am a monstrosity of a nerd. I have a degree in Neurology and in Computer Sciences. And this is me talking to you from 8 Monitors.

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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24777) - you deserved it (43245)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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