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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13317) - you deserved it (54526) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (3130)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33193) - you deserved it (2801)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18311) - you deserved it (37065)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12530) - you deserved it (75568)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35113) - you deserved it (5064)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131017) - you deserved it (7329)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (14511)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14240) - you deserved it (33325)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (2829)

On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

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368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42407) - you deserved it (9339)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37700) - you deserved it (4424)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

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154 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (3266)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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86 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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