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Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (8489)

On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, an asked if it was true. She said yes, but only cuz she wanted to reject me in person. FML

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

#5876533
87 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Norrbottens Lan)

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML

#5522422
338 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML

#5173603
171 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my teenage son calld me at work an startd screaming abuse at me. He told me ow e never wants to see me again an opes I die a gruesome deat. Wy does e feel tis way? I beat is ig score on Bejewelld 2. FML

#5172036
204 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was having a really bad day an told friend at lunch about how stressd I was an he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he textd me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
201 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today Mah Grlfriend Of 3 Years Told Me That I Was Part Of An Experiment For Her Sociology Doctorate!! I Also Learnd That The Notebooks She's Been Writing In For The Past Three Years Aren't For Her ( Doctorate In Literature ) As She Had Told Me They Were Notes On Mah Behavior For The Past 3 Years!! FML

#5166110
136 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 9:37am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

#5013667
69 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

#4932229
180 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
388 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)



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