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Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24152) - you deserved it (12363)

On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (16901)

On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6942) - you deserved it (61345)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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