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looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Was At Te Pool Wit Two Boys I Baby Sit. Te Eldest Wouldn't Get Out Of Te Pool So I Pretendd To Call Is Dad. He Ten Ran Out Of Te Pool, Pusd Me Down, Grabbd Ma Pone, Cuckd It Into Te Pool And Ten Ran Back Into Te Pool. FML

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daugter's KG class. On te stage, eac cild was askd to define eac parent in one word. Wen it was my daugter's turn, se lookd at me ard, tinking. Finally, in te end se said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stard. big fat FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cummed ome and noticed tat sometimeile I was at scool, someone cut off alf of my ponytail. FML

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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, mah son learned about various animals in school, an how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of mah house is now mah son's territory. real FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. big fat FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to te doctor to get a pulled arm muscle cecked. I told im I ad been bowling, and it ad just started to urt badly. He said it was normal 4 a man of ma age (35) to pull a muscle wen lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I ten told im it was on ma son's Wii. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally finised vacuuming my downstairs . Instead of finding te wall outlet an unplugging te vacuum, I triumpantly tugged te cord from across te room to release te plug from te wall . It flew at me at top speed an it me in te face . FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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