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The_Voytek_Bear

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The_Voytek_Bear

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About The_Voytek_Bear : Sarcastic chauvinist in every way.
Also not an english native speaker so I don't feel guilty for the typos from time to time.

P.S. Curious about the photo? Google the nick name (w/o underscores :)

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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